Where the husband is called upon to say a few words

Preview - The Real McCoy Comments:

This is a gentle speech, full of gentle humour which leads in its own gentle way to an explanation as to how the husband happens to be standing up with a good glass of wine already in his hand.

And, of course, what better use for a good glass of wine in your hand at a moment like this than to ask everyone to stand and join you in toasting the most wonderful person in the world.

This speech contains the 12 Golden Rules for a happy and blissful marriage. RULE 8, as your listeners will learn is: 'Neglect the whole world rather than each other!' This immediately paves the way for you to turn to your nearest and dearest and say aloud ... 'darling forget everybody else in the room ... before it's all gone, let's grab another glass of that delicious wine!'

By the time you have introduced everyone to your whimsical 12 Rules you'll have everyone all around you smiling.

Price : $16.99

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